party soft

onlyforthepressed:

unbadger:

>the elementary fandom after the finale

omfg

(via cheatthis)

the horse_ebooks of actors.

the horse_ebooks of actors.

(Source: mythbehavior)

I always got vaguely buttmad by Indiana Jones and the last crusade, because ur supposed to kneel before god to avoid getting ur head chopped off by a big spinning blade, which is reasonable i guess only in the movie there are TWO big spinning blades and u have to kneel then do a forwards roll before god and we’re getting into some serious athleticism here, i don’t think ‘only the penitent man will pass’ is really all that helpful a clue, its more like ‘only the penitent gymnast will stop drop and roll’

#lol
#movies

cruisecontrolforcool:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to: A. Get laid and B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

oh my gosh

“If they ate together there would be one really fat dog and a really skinny cheetah.”
crying from happiness

cruisecontrolforcool:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

oh my gosh

“If they ate together there would be one really fat dog and a really skinny cheetah.”

crying from happiness

are you telling me that a movie by baz luhrmann is less about story and more about visual effects

(via stormbornslytherin)

#lol
#oh baz

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

heysawbones:

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

POSSIBLY ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS: A Terrible Wikipedia Article about Canada

(via breezycheezy)

#lol

gunmetals:

nightbringer24:

I’m also certain those who hate heterosexuals must also, by connection, hate a large portion of their family as well. Because, you know, a man and a woman had to be together to create them.
Ugh… I honestly swear to God, but finding this sort of thing really makes me wish we’d just have another world war so we can go totalitarian and get rid of all these people.

actual neckbeard nightbringer24 sits at his keyboard, the ignominious taunt of each shirt slogan kindling a new flare of adrenaline running both hot and icy cold in his veins. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, THE TOILET STORE? it screams, and the righteous indignity rockets through his being: his fingers fly over the keyboard, the last good and just defense against the advancing heterophobic hordes coming for him from the direction of the evening sun outside his window. it won’t be long now. any fear he feels is tempered by the knowledge that though he falls, he leaves in his own wake two immortal legacies - truth, and conviction, and neither of them can be killed by any number of angry dykes. “yeah,” he whispers to the inky darkness of his bedroom, aglow in the pale light of his computer monitor, a living beacon of justice. “yeah, genocide. that’ll show those bitches.”

gunmetals:

nightbringer24:

I’m also certain those who hate heterosexuals must also, by connection, hate a large portion of their family as well. Because, you know, a man and a woman had to be together to create them.
Ugh… I honestly swear to God, but finding this sort of thing really makes me wish we’d just have another world war so we can go totalitarian and get rid of all these people.

actual neckbeard nightbringer24 sits at his keyboard, the ignominious taunt of each shirt slogan kindling a new flare of adrenaline running both hot and icy cold in his veins. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, THE TOILET STORE? it screams, and the righteous indignity rockets through his being: his fingers fly over the keyboard, the last good and just defense against the advancing heterophobic hordes coming for him from the direction of the evening sun outside his window. it won’t be long now. any fear he feels is tempered by the knowledge that though he falls, he leaves in his own wake two immortal legacies - truth, and conviction, and neither of them can be killed by any number of angry dykes. “yeah,” he whispers to the inky darkness of his bedroom, aglow in the pale light of his computer monitor, a living beacon of justice. “yeah, genocide. that’ll show those bitches.”

gunmetals:

nightbringer24:

I’m also certain those who hate heterosexuals must also, by connection, hate a large portion of their family as well. Because, you know, a man and a woman had to be together to create them.
Ugh… I honestly swear to God, but finding this sort of thing really makes me wish we’d just have another world war so we can go totalitarian and get rid of all these people.

actual neckbeard nightbringer24 sits at his keyboard, the ignominious taunt of each shirt slogan kindling a new flare of adrenaline running both hot and icy cold in his veins. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, THE TOILET STORE? it screams, and the righteous indignity rockets through his being: his fingers fly over the keyboard, the last good and just defense against the advancing heterophobic hordes coming for him from the direction of the evening sun outside his window. it won’t be long now. any fear he feels is tempered by the knowledge that though he falls, he leaves in his own wake two immortal legacies - truth, and conviction, and neither of them can be killed by any number of angry dykes. “yeah,” he whispers to the inky darkness of his bedroom, aglow in the pale light of his computer monitor, a living beacon of justice. “yeah, genocide. that’ll show those bitches.”

gunmetals:

nightbringer24:

I’m also certain those who hate heterosexuals must also, by connection, hate a large portion of their family as well. Because, you know, a man and a woman had to be together to create them.
Ugh… I honestly swear to God, but finding this sort of thing really makes me wish we’d just have another world war so we can go totalitarian and get rid of all these people.

actual neckbeard nightbringer24 sits at his keyboard, the ignominious taunt of each shirt slogan kindling a new flare of adrenaline running both hot and icy cold in his veins. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, THE TOILET STORE? it screams, and the righteous indignity rockets through his being: his fingers fly over the keyboard, the last good and just defense against the advancing heterophobic hordes coming for him from the direction of the evening sun outside his window. it won’t be long now. any fear he feels is tempered by the knowledge that though he falls, he leaves in his own wake two immortal legacies - truth, and conviction, and neither of them can be killed by any number of angry dykes. “yeah,” he whispers to the inky darkness of his bedroom, aglow in the pale light of his computer monitor, a living beacon of justice. “yeah, genocide. that’ll show those bitches.”

nightbringer24:

I’m also certain those who hate heterosexuals must also, by connection, hate a large portion of their family as well. Because, you know, a man and a woman had to be together to create them.

Ugh… I honestly swear to God, but finding this sort of thing really makes me wish we’d just have another world war so we can go totalitarian and get rid of all these people.

actual neckbeard nightbringer24 sits at his keyboard, the ignominious taunt of each shirt slogan kindling a new flare of adrenaline running both hot and icy cold in his veins. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, THE TOILET STORE? it screams, and the righteous indignity rockets through his being: his fingers fly over the keyboard, the last good and just defense against the advancing heterophobic hordes coming for him from the direction of the evening sun outside his window. it won’t be long now. any fear he feels is tempered by the knowledge that though he falls, he leaves in his own wake two immortal legacies - truth, and conviction, and neither of them can be killed by any number of angry dykes. “yeah,” he whispers to the inky darkness of his bedroom, aglow in the pale light of his computer monitor, a living beacon of justice. “yeah, genocide. that’ll show those bitches.”

(Source: lalondes)

distractionsinspace:

Turd encounter #1
Apollo 10 audio transcript.

distractionsinspace:

Turd encounter #1

Apollo 10 audio transcript.

westerlies:

westerlies:

dude i share a desk with left candy in my drawer and i ate it as a sign of dominance

he left more candy in the desk today which i am interpreting as an acknowledgement of my dominance so i’m gonna eat it too

why can’t i like a post twice

(via violinslows)

#lol

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

Lena Headey on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” [05.01.13]

(Source: xlasilrocksx)

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